eccentric & pretentious
I am Hex, the queer asexual bestial creature greater society warned you not to play with. ["Hex" is the shortened variant of my fuller assumed name, Hexerei, which is both very darkly mysterious and very German, and therefore probably affirms my belonging in the goth-industrial subculture or something.]
I have a bottomless ego and anarchist tendencies, occasionally at the same time. I dislike authority, sunlight, Christianity, and people who call upon the fact that "we're all human" to avoid considering how they have been unfairly advantaged by present social structures.
Some things I actually do like are cats (I have five), Dr. Pepper, and absurdly ornate vampiresque clothing items. I am a hack of various trades, such as art and poetry, which may arise from time to time.
I'm fairly outrageous when you get to know me. I once wore white after Labor Day.